What a relief!
The speculation has ended and Joe Torre will be back to manage the Yankees in 2007.
But that's not the question that was truly answered this afternoon.
Why am I happy? Why am I relieved? I thought Felz didn't want Torre back in 2007.
Yes, that is absolutely correct, astute reader.
But a more important question has been definitively answered this afternoon. A question that Man has pondered for eons.
If this is true, then there is no God.
Hooray!
No Heaven and no Hell and no reason to go to church or synagogue!
Now millions of people can kick back and watch the NFL pregame shows on Sunday morning.
Hooray!
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