Thursday, February 14, 2008

Maybe some crystal meth will cheer him up.

Golly, I sure hope Andy Pettitte can pull through:

"But it may be more than just a few uncomfortable questions. Who to be more critical than the masses? Not long ago, offensive signage, chants of 'Ster-oids, ster-oids' and needles thrown onto the playing field were just a few of the obstacles Barry Bonds faced when steroid accusations surrounded the former Giants slugger. Mussina witnessed another teammate's similar struggle and shook his head when reminded of opposing fans' taunts."

Pettitte will get a five-minute standing ovation the first time he appears at Yankee Steadium in 2008.

The fans at opponent ballparks won't be too negative, either.

Haven't you noticed the way he pulls his brim down low and glares at the batter?

Andy Pettitte is one of us. He's like your best man at your wedding. He's like your brother.

He didn't cheat like Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds. They're like murderers and rapists. He cheated like when you played beer pong in college.

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