Predictions are stupid.

Round 1

Braves sweep Giants. I mean, Braves sweep Astros.

Cards over Dodgers. Gagne blows a game and Felz laughs at him.

Twins over Yankees. I think the Yankees are better than they were last year, but Santana scares me in best-of-five.

Red Sox over Angels. Angels stink.


Round 2

Braves over Cards. Cox over Larussa.

Red Sox over Twins. Sox won't even see Santana until game 3 and they'll have to cancel the game after six innings because the Metrodome will have to prepare for a tractor pull.


Round 3 (a k a "World Series on Fox")

Braves over Red Sox. Game seven lost on ninth inning error by Cabreras.