Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Rain Man writes another wicked cool baseball article.

"The potential World Series matchups range from first-time opponents (Angels-Cardinals, Angels-Dodgers, Angels-Astros, Angels-Braves, Twins-Astros, Yankees-Astros, Red Sox-Astros, Red Sox-Braves), to a renewal of old rivalries (Twins-Cardinals, Twins-Dodgers, Twins-Braves, Red Sox-Cardinals, Yankees-Cardinals, Yankees-Dodgers, Yankees-Braves)."

What about the Red Sox-Dodgers? You missed one, Rain Man. You only categorized fifteen of the sixteen potential World Series matchups.

I want to know what Phil Pepe thinks about Red Sox-Dodgers!


This mind-numbing analysis reads like a book report you wrote in third grade:

"The New York Yankees are a baseball team. They play in New York. One time, I went to a Yankee game and they won.

The Yankees have won lots of World Series. One of their best players was Babe Ruth, who also built Yankee Stadium.

The Yankees won their first World Series in 1923.

They also won World Series in 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, and 2000 when they beat the Mets.

I hope the Yankee win the World Series this year.

They will either play the St. Louis Cardinals, the Los Angeles Dodgers, the Houston Astros, or the Atlanta Braves."

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