Friday, June 08, 2012

Anti-trust.

If Clemens is found guilty, it will be the Mother of all Pyrrhic Victories:

"Let's backtrack to the late 1990s, when home run totals were exploding in both leagues and old long-standing records were either obliterated or under assault. Egged on by the sports press, fans began to pepper their Congressmen with complaints about the proliferation of steroids and other PEDs in baseball at both the pro and amateur levels, including high schools."

I don't really recall that part, but somebody somewhere must have started the ball rolling.

My recollection is silence from the sports press and, in general, a collective burying of heads in the sand.

I wasn't peppering my Congressman.

Were you peppering your Congressman?


"The first response of baseball commissioner Bud Selig to complaints from Congress was one of almost ridiculous arrogance. After stalling for years on requests for an investigation into drug use in the major leagues, in 2005 Selig sent the Congressional Committee a letter telling them they had no jurisdiction in the matter. The hearings, Selig informed them, were 'an absolutely excessive and unprecedented misuse of Congressional power.' "


It's an exaggeration, to be sure, but I don't think Congress is acting on behalf of the American people.


"Perhaps it was years of being called the 'czar' of baseball, but whatever inflated Selig's sense of his own power, he was delusional. Several Congressmen went public about the possibility of stripping baseball of its exemption from antitrust laws, which it had enjoyed since 1922."

This is precisely where Selig made a mistake. He should have simply called Congress's bluff. You want to remove the last vestige of the antitrust laws? Please go right ahead.

What is the real danger to MLB if the antitrust protections are removed?


"But on April 8, 2004, six days after testing was completed, federal agents confiscated the samples from a Las Vegas lab and records of the test results from a company in Long Beach, California. Both the Commissioner's office and the union vehemently objected. The agents' warrant was for only ten samples related to their investigation into the BALCO steroids lab in building their case against Barry Bonds, and they had no authority to take the samples of all 104 players who had tested positive. It took more than five years of legal squabbling for the union to get the samples back. On August 26, 2009, the Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 9-2 that the agents had violated the players' civil liberties and ordered the samples returned, which, after another appeal was denied, they were. The samples were promptly destroyed.

But it was too late for some well-known players. The feds broke the ID code on the 'blind' samples and were able to put names to the samples. In February, 2009, as the courts debated the status of the confiscated test samples, the names of Alex Rodriguez, Manny Ramirez, and David Ortiz were leaked to the New York Times and Sports Illustrated."

Now, that's what I call an abuse of power.


Roger Clemens is not a likeable guy. Arrogant, mean, a real prick. He probably cheated and he displays zero remorse.

He's still an American citizen.

You don't forfeit your Constitutional rights just because you're a professional athlete.


"What are the chances of a conviction? No one really knows. The prosecution rested on May 29, and unless they still have something bigger up their sleeve than Brian McNamee's word or a bunch of old syringes stored for years in a beer can—regardless of the brand—it seems likely that Barry Bonds' house arrest is all the federal government will have to show for our $120 million."

$120 million.

I want my money back.

Thursday, June 07, 2012

Who am I?

  • I am a major league pitcher.
  • I have as many wins this season as Daniel Murphy has home runs.
  • My team is in last place.
  • I gave up $millions for this?



An article that actually has zero original observations.

I wonder if Johnette Howard is a real person or some kind of google sports autobot aggregator:

"Their name is the Mets. They should be called the Mutts."

Those are the first two sentences of the article.

If you wish to continue reading an article after that starts like that, you may do so at your own peril.

The gist of the article is how the Mets are fiery underdogs who are surpassing expectations.

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

I thought he was going to predict a Yankees/Mets World Series.

He's looking ahead four whole days:

"Let’s imagine what it would be like Friday night at Yankee Stadium if both the Yankees and the Mets are in first place in their respective divisions. Go ahead, you’re allowed."

Ummm ... dare to dream!


"While you’re at it, commit another baseball sin: Take a look back at what’s happened with our two local major-league teams so far. Absorb it all, and cherish how it makes no sense."

Why is that a baseball sin?

Sunday, June 03, 2012

Hughes vs. Verlander.

Did you ever get a feeling that a game was over before it started?

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Mets OFer Mike Baxter is from Whitestone, which is in Queens.

"Mike Baxter, one more surprise in this surprise season for the New York Mets, comes to it all from Whitestone in Queens."

See? I told you he's from Whitestone, which is in Queens.


"He comes from there, and from the buses and trains he used to take to school, and from the ones he took to Mets games, when he was a high school kid telling himself he was riding the same subway train his guy, John Olerud, used to take to old Shea Stadium."

See? I told you he's from Whitestone, which is in Queens.



"And Mike Baxter, the Whitestone kid, the Queens kid, also comes to this moment from Archbishop Molloy ..."


See? I told you he is from Whitestone, which is in Queens.


"They have come off the bench for the Mets, out of the minor leagues. Bench guys asked to be front-line guys, and right now. Minor leaguers asked to produce like major leaguers. Baxter is just the one who comes from Queens to Citi Field, comes from Molloy, from the buses and trains he used to take to get to Shea."


See? I told you he's from Whitestone, which is in Queens.

Melky Cabrera tries hard.

"In the time since he left the Yankees, Melky Cabrera has gotten out of shape, been non-tendered, gotten into shape, played with three teams in three years and, oh yeah, become an NL MVP candidate.

It is hard to find many baseball officials who believe Cabrera has sustainability as an elite player. Nevertheless, nearly one-third into this season, he is in the MVP discussion, taking over as the Giants’ No. 3 hitter when Pablo Sandoval was injured earlier this month and carrying the team."



I wonder how many baseball officials he canvassed.


"Which leads to two questions, one looking back and one forward: Why did the Yankees move him? And is Melky Cabrera — yeah, that Melky Cabrera — about to score big in free agency?"


Maybe the Yankees moved him because he has no sustainability as an elite player.

That kind of hindsight is bogus. Lots of bad players have good seasons or good half-seasons. Ian Kennedy is back to being mediocre and nobody is paying attention.


"With the Braves, Cabrera’s excess weight curtailed his mobility and led to a .255 season and a non-tender. The Yankees actually offered Cabrera a minor league deal, but the Royals gave him a guaranteed $1.25 million and sure playing time. That offseason Cabrera worked out with Alex Rodriguez (as he has continued to do) and got into peak shape and became more serious about his game, which are the reasons most cited by scouts for his turnaround."

I really wonder why so many Yankee minor leaguers are not ready to play the game properly when they arrive in the big leagues.

The Yankees couldn't get this guy into shape and get him to try hard?

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Felz Stats of the Day.

  • Yankees are 3rd in the AL in batting average; 2nd in on-base%; 3rd in slugging%; 2nd in OPS; 6th in runs scored.
  • Andruw Jones has 25 strikeouts in 67 at-bats.

Friday, May 25, 2012

I don't think it's possible for Mark Teixeira to swing harder, but he is going to try to swing harder.

“I’m putting too many balls in play instead of taking that swing to hit a home run and drive the ball,” Teixeira said. “I’ve never been someone who just wants to put the ball in play. In years past, a 1-0 or a 2-0 pitch, it’s maybe a little bit up or a little bit down, you swing and you foul it off or you swing and miss. Now I’m putting that ball in play, which (stinks).

“I go back to Kevin Long and I say, ‘Why couldn’t I just foul that ball off?’ It’s unfortunate. Baseball is such a fine line between having a good at-bat and hitting the ball hard or making an out. … While last year 39 home runs but a low batting average wasn’t good enough, I think I’d rather hit 39 home runs than 20 or 15. I think I’d rather drive in 111 runs than 80. So I’m going to be more aggressive.”

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Mike Lupica gives the Steinbrenners permission to sell the Yankees.

The looming contracts of Nick Swisher and Robinson Cano combined with the 40-game surge of low payroll teams? Time to sell the Yankees and get out of the baseball business.

The entity that has grown from $9 million to $3 billion in 40 years is not looking to Mike Lupica for business advice:

"I am sitting across from George Steinbrenner in his office at the old Yankee Stadium, and nobody was calling him the old man then because he wasn’t.

He is behind a desk that in memory is as big as one of the ships he used to own at American Shipbuilding, and I am interviewing him for a piece in the old Daily News Sunday Magazine, which is gone the way the old Stadium is gone and George Steinbrenner is gone."


We know you were not interviewing Steinbrenner for a piece in the old Daily News Sunday Magazine.

You were shining Steinbrenner's shoes.


"At some point in the conversation, I ask him if he might ever think about selling his baseball team.

Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa, he said that day, and it was something he’d said before. But then he added this: 'And once you own it, you never sell it.' "


Lupica is trying to convince the audience of his Steinbrenner bona fides.

Lupica despised Steinbrenner and, if Lupica secretly admired Steinbrenner, then Lupica's column was fraudulent for decades.


"The Yankees got bigger than ever, which is where we are with them now, at least in terms of their value."

"In terms of their value."

Yes, they got bigger in terms of their value. What else matters? What are we talking about if it's not their value?


"We constantly hear about the value of the Yankees, how there isn’t a sports team anywhere, at least in this country, as valuable. Ultimately, though, bottom line on that, it only matters if you sell."


Truly one of the dumbest utterances in a Lupica Lifetime of Dumb Utterances.

I understand that this in an illiquid asset -- an idea, an approximation, a valuation. But Mike Lupica just said that a $3 billion asset only matters if you sell it.

That's like saying a nuclear arsenal only matters if you use it to destroy cities.


"Hal Steinbrenner is a very smart guy, which means smart enough to see and know that the landscape of baseball is changing, even in his time taking his father’s place and running the Yankees. What he has to see, as clearly as anybody, is that you can no longer buy your way to the World Series. If you could, the Yankees would have been to the World Series more than twice since 2001."


I'm sure Hal will take his chances with a $200 million payroll, but he probably isn't thinking too much about the playoffs right now.

He's too busy bathing himself in a bathtub full of $1,000 bills.


"In that same time, the Cardinals have won the Series twice. So have the Red Sox, who sure can spend, just not like the Yankees can spend, because nobody in American sports can. The Rangers have been to the last two World Series spending a whole lot less on baseball players than the Yankees do."

Talk about baseball or talk about finances. You're trying to link two things that don't necessarily link. Because now you're saying the Cardinals, Bosox, and Rangers are more successful than the Yankees. If so, are the Rangers worth $4 billion?

Lupica is disproving his own hypothesis.

If the Yankees need to win the World Series in order to increase the value of the franchise ... if October failures are forcing a malaise-ridden Hal Steinbrenner to shop the team ... then how can the Yankees be worth $3 billion?


Of course the Yankees want to win. It's fun to win, for one thing. It also keeps the revenues flowing and the brand value surging. A losing team year after year would eventually hurt the income and the asset value.

However, the value of a baseball player is not really his on-base% or ERA. It's his ability to draw eyes to the TV and draw bodies to the ballpark. The fans are not there to watch a ballgame, they're there to buy merch. If you wander inside the new Yankee Stadium, you will feel the pull of the vortex gift shop and the $11 beers.

You don't judge the finances based on the team's on-field performance. You judge the finances based on the finances.

How do I know the Yankees are doing fine in their finances? The team is worth $3 billion. That's how I know.



"And when the Yankees did win the one World Series they have won since 2001, they had to spend more than $400 million — on Mark Teixeira, CC Sabathia, A.J. Burnett — to get that done."

Hooray! The Yankees won the World Series in 2001! I knew it. I knew that Brosius completed the double play and Jeter was in position to catch Gonzalez's bloop.


The Yankees didn't spend $400 million in 2009 in order to win the World Series. That money is allocated over several years. So they spent a fraction of that to win the World Series in 2009.

Besides, if you're trying to prove that you can't win a World Series title by spending a lot of money, then ... well, never mind.

Bottom line: Don't ever let Mike Lupica be your accountant.


"Hal Steinbrenner has announced that he wants the Yankee payroll to come down, and maybe it can, and the Yankees can continue to make the playoffs every year. And yet: They are only halfway through Teixeira’s contract and halfway through Alex Rodriguez’s insane contract, and they just had to extend the $160 million contract that Sabathia originally signed."

Yeah, but they own a $3 billion asset.


"The total value of the contracts that A-Rod and Teixeira have signed, one for 10 years, the other for eight years, is nearly half-a-billion dollars. So they’ve got those going for them and they know Robinson Cano is going to want to get paid and Curtis Granderson is going to want to get paid."

Yeah, but THEY OWN A $3 BILLION ASSET.


"So they are looking at the hugely expensive back-end price tags for the aging stars they have, with Cano and Granderson warming up in the bullpen. Cano turns 30 at the end of this year. Granderson is already 31. Maybe you see a pattern emerging here. Another thing? No one knows how much debt there is with the Yankees, but it is believed to be substantial."

The debts are liabilities offset by what?

A THREE-BILLION-DOLLAR ASSET. THAT'S WHAT.


Take $1,000.

Multiply that by $1,000.

Take that pile of $1,000 bills and multiply that by $1,000.

Now, triple it.


When you're done counting all this money, light a cigar and tell me how worried you are about Granderson's looming contract extension.


"Again: The Yankees may very well stay in the Steinbrenner family forever. But believe me, if the O’Malley family can sell the Dodgers, the Steinbrenner family can sell the Yankees. Or at least be allowed to have a conversation about that."

Mike Lupica gives his permission to sell the Yankees.

Mike, go get your shinebox.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Felz Stat of the Day.

Prior to today's game, Jose Reyes had 6 RBIs and a .337 slugging%.

Alex Rodriguez is Thor.

It wasn't that great of a play.

Also, ARod sounds like an idiot:

“Whooo,” he said. “Exciting play. Just a great play on everyone’s end, especially Tex to be able to keep his foot on the bag. I knew he would be hauling down the line when he hit that slider off his front foot. He’s a good runner. So, I had two choices. I could either come out and attack it with one hand, or try to get the best hop and I wanted to drop the hammer on him.”

And gas is going to be $10/gallon by Memorial Day.

At some point, it is the responsibility of the reporter to filter out impossibilities.

David Wright is not going to bat .400 for an entire season:

"The way Terry Collins sees it, if David Wright can get to the All-Star break hitting above .400, 'he could be dangerous for the rest of the year.

'Because he has the physical attributes it takes to chase that mark — strong, not only to hit the ball out of the park, but he’ll take singles, he can run, so the choppers in the hole, he can beat some of those out,' Collins added. 'There’s a lot of positives.' "

Or just stop asking managers how their players are going to perform.


"Wright is batting .403 after going 0-for-4 Tuesday and who knows if he’ll make a run at .400."

I do.

I know he will not make a run at .400, and I'm just some guy who isn't even getting paid to write about sports.

Best case, Wright will miss by 50 or 60 points. Might be good enough for a batting title and an MVP, but nowhere near .400.


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Yeah, a bad #7 hitter is not a great way to jumpstart the offense.

"Teixiera’s not hitting this season. That’s a far great concern than where he’s hitting. The Yankees are still at their best with Teixeira right in the thick of things, driving in runs and performing like the elite hitter he’s supposed to be.

'I never really worry about the numbers because every year they’re there,' Teixeira said. 'At the end of the year I’ll put my stats up against any power hitter in baseball.'"

So will we, I promise you.


“ 'The biggest thing that you want out of a hitter is production,' Joe Girardi said. 'Average is important, yes, but average doesn’t always mean production. You can become a slap hitter and hit 3.10 [sic] and drive in 50 runs and hit 10 home runs and we’d all be saying, we’d probably like the other Mark Teixeira better, the one that 30 plus home runs a driving in 110 to 120 runs. So for me, the production is the important thing, not the average.' ”

Right.

The complaints about Teixeira are about both his poor batting average and his poor production.

When the Yankees signed Teixeira, they were expecting a .300 batting average and 120 RBIs.




I think it would be funny to give Bob Raissman a talk show so he could be rude to his guests.

"For Joe Girardi, the questions must seem endless. Alex Rodriguez’s power outage? Mark Teixeira’s cough and lack of pop? The pitching? Life without Mariano Rivera?"

The Yankees are 1-16 in games in which they have scored three runs or less.

Their mediocre record is representative of their mediocre play. If I was to predict the next 120 games, I'd be more worried about the starting staff than the lineup.


"Considering his history it would not be surprising if Girardi has a media meltdown should his team continue to struggle."

Mmmm-kay. I wait for Girardi's media meltdown with bated breath.


"Yet that appears to be a long way off."


Too bad.


"Girardi has shown no signs of cracking, unless you count the joke he made Sunday about his elbow cracking."

Indeed, we all remember how much Joe Girardi likes to laugh.


"A-Rod is a good place to start. During Girardi’s Sunday pregame press conference, YES’ Michael Kay asked the manager if he had any concern with Rodriguez’s lack of power (five home runs, 15 RBIs). Girardi responded A-Rod doesn’t have to hit 40 home runs to be productive. 'You can drive in a lot of runs hitting 25 to 30 home runs,' Girardi said."

Stupid question, stupid answer. What is Girardi supposed to say?


"It sure sounded like Flaherty believed what Girardi was saying. Yet with A-Rod at the plate, Kay brought up Girardi’s line about caring more about Rodriguez driving in runs than hitting home runs.

'That’s fine. But he is still back on the RBI total right now. Fifteen coming into this game,' Flaherty said. 'Well behind the pace Alex Rodriguez is used to.'

Then, as A-Rod stepped to the plate in the third, YES replayed Girardi’s pregame comments about being more concerned with his RBI totals. Then, reading from the book of Flaherty, Kay also disputed Girardi’s RBI contention."


...

Seriously, though, it was kind of strange how, after Flaherty had already made the point strongly, Kay decided to pile on, disputing Girardi’s theory the very next time Rodriguez batted.

Maybe someone at YES thinks viewers have mute-buttoned Flaherty. Or maybe the YES crew just wanted to make doubly sure its announcer’s point was heard. Wonder if Girardi heard what they had to say?"


Memorandum

To: Bob Raissman

From: Everyone who has ever watched Centerstage

Subject: Michael Kay is a bad interviewer.


I mean, Raissman seems to be criticizing Michael Kay for his inability to think on his feet or his unwillingness to get into an argument with the guest on his weekly show.

If Raismann had Kay's job, he'd learn how to bite his tongue.


Monday, May 21, 2012

2012 Yankees in a nutshell.

From tonight's lackluster loss to KC, which dropped the Yankees to .500:

"Runners left in scoring position, 2 out
- D Jeter 1, R Cano 1, R Ibanez 3, M Teixeira 1, R Martin 1."

It's not really the runners left in scoring position that matters, it's how many scored.

Tonight, zero got home.

A more accurate summary of the Yankees' ineptitude would be RISP BA (for the game, for the month, for the season). That number is very low and shrinking fast. Imagine the number of seconds since the Big Bang and then take the inverse of that number.


21-21 record, tied for 4th (last) place, 5.5 games out of first, with the comforting notion of Phil Hughes taking the mound tomorrow trying to keep the team above .500.


It also puts Yankee fans in the unusual position of rooting for Boston to beat Baltimore.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

I would consider a strikeout a good at-bat with RISP.

At least a strikeout is not a double play.

0-for-8 with RISP. 3 hits in last 40 at-bats with RISP. 20-18 record, 4th place, 4.5 games out.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Am I missing something?

Or does this just delay the inevitable?

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Thrilling update on the Roger Clemens trial.

"The trial is in its fifth week, and the tedium cost the proceedings another member of the jury Tuesday. Juror No. 1, a supermarket cashier, became the second member of the panel to be dismissed for sleeping. Her departure leaves 14 jurors, including two alternates."

Monday, May 14, 2012

What would happen if Willie Wonka and Gloria Estefan overdosed on benzedrine while they were making love? Nine months later, you'd get this.

M.A.R.L.I.N.S.
We are the Marlins, go Fish
Everything is great in the Sunshine State
We are the Marlins, the Miami Marlins

Sunday, May 13, 2012

You forgot Gary Sheffield and Jerry Hairston Jr. and Denny Neagle and Hal Morris and Todd Williams and Rondell White and Randy Velarde ...

... and F.P. Santangelo, if you want to include Spring Training Yankees.

Lupica is an outstanding after-the-fact investigative journalist:

"Does anybody in his or her right mind actually still believe Roger Clemens when he says that an assistant trainer on the Yankees — Brian McNamee — was allowed to give him B12 shots in the clubhouse?"


Most people believe Clemens knowingly took steroids in order to enhance his abilities on the baseball field. More accurately, to enhance his ability to work out, which indirectly helped his abilities on the baseball field.

Most people believe Clemens then lied about it in order to protect his reputation.


"Hey, sometimes when you look at how many ex-Yankees were in George Mitchell’s report about performance-enhancing drugs in baseball, doesn’t it make you think of the scene in 'Casablanca' where Renault says he’s shocked to find out gambling has been going on in Bogey’s establishment?"

Hey, you're a supposed baseball insider and supposed journalist who didn't say one word.

More importantly, Lupica's observation is very misleading. Kirk Radomski was the main source for the Mitchell Report. Radomski worked for the Mets in New York. Because of this, the players he listed were skewed towards New York.


"If you’re keeping score at home, here were the old Yankees in that Mitchell Report, which comes across now like a different sort of Old-Timers’ Day:

Clemens, Andy Pettitte, Mike Stanton, Chuck Knoblauch, Jason Grimsley, Jason Giambi, David Justice, Glenallen Hill, Ron Villone, Kevin Brown and, of course, Jose Canseco."

You missed quite a few players associated with the Yankees, but it brings up an important point. If a player is mentioned in the Mitchell Report, that player is not necessarily guilty.

Welcome to America with the presumption of innocence and trial by jury and whatnot.

The more players you list, the more players who are conspicuously not being pursued by federal prosecutors.

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The key to happiness is meeting low expectations.

Congratulations to the Mets for almost winning ... and congratulations to Francisco for his 80% save percentage:

"Minutes after Dobbs’ hit landed and the roar from the crowd of 31,007, which seemed louder than the crowds at the Marlins’ old ballpark, died down, Terry Collins was preaching closure and talking about how proud he was of the Mets’ comeback after Santana gave up three runs in the first inning.

Francisco, who blew a save for just the second time in 10 chances, said: 'I feel bad because we lost, but personally, I know I was fighting out there and I left everything I have out there for my team and we lost. But I don’t feel bad.'

...

At least Met fans got taut baseball, if not a win."

Friday, May 11, 2012

The modern-day adventures of Nuney and Nixy.

How does one explain a defensive replacement for a utility infielder in the sixth inning? With baby-talk gibberish:

"It was a tough night for Nuney," Girardi said. "I thought I'd put Nixy in there, a more experienced guy.”

Nixy is Jayson Nix, a regular Brooks Robinson with all his experience at third base.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

I can't believe what I just saw.

  • Top of the first inning, Eduardo Nunez makes an error.
  • Bottom of the first inning, Mark Teixeira makes an out with two outs and runners in scoring position.
  • Top of the second inning, Eduardo Nunez makes an error.

I have come to the conclusion that Eduardo Nunez is not a good fielder and that Mark Teixeira is not a good batter with two outs and runners in scoring position.

You're welcome.

Joe Maddon is in your head.

Wednesday, May 09, 2012

I'll end the suspense ...

... one day, David Robertson will allow an earned run.

Also, one day, David Robertson will blow a save:

"He also has a column on David Robertson, who notched his first save, though he did it in the most un-Mariano way possible."

Robertson walks too many batters. He has also allowed one earned run since last July 24, 2011 while pitching in the AL East.

After Mariano's blown save on Opening Day, I distinctly remember a lot of calls for Robertson to replace Mariano as the closer.


"Just my take: Things are going to get interesting for Robertson.

By working out of a bases loaded jam last night, Robertson preserved his 100 percent strand rate this season. He's basically picked up where he left off last year when he stranded an abnormally high 90 percent of baserunners*. It's pretty impressive.

It's also pretty unsustainable."

You are right.

Just like Ron Washington was right when he said that Josh Hamilton can't hit four HRs every night.


"Whether or not Joe Girardi says it directly, Robertson is in effect stepping in for Rivera as the closer. If Robertson gives up a few runs and blows a few games in that role -- the numbers indicate there's a reasonable chance he will -- the natural inclination will be to chalk it up to Robertson not being able to handle the pressure of closing out games. Who knows? Maybe, the mental aspect actually does come into play."

Natural inclination for hack sportswriters.


This is not a serious debate.

When Mariano went down, every fan knew that Robertson was going to be the closer.

The first comment I saw on ESPN was Doug Glanville campaigning for Soriano. This sentiment was echoed shortly thereafter by Lupica. Then, many others followed suit, to the point where Soriano became the default pick, even though every Yankee fan knew the closer was going to be Robertson.

What is going on?

They are inserting an unnecessary and intentionally contrarian Pundit Layer of analysis, trying to convince you that they know more than you do.

Sure, Robertson had a 1.08 ERA last year. Sure, Robertson has a 0.00 ERA last year. Of course Robertson has allowed one HR in the past 80 innings or so. We also know that Soriano has been a bust since joining the Yankees.

But everybody knows that. Anybody can gain that knowledge just by watching the games or looking up the stats.

We're pundits. We add value by pointing out that Soriano had 45 saves for Tampa a few years ago which proves ... well, it proves that new closers can get the job done because every successful closer was new at the job before they got good at the job ... whoops ... I meant to say Soriano is more mentally prepared than Robertson.

Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Goodness gracious.

Of all the exciting things I've ever seen in my life.

Sunday, May 06, 2012

Felz Stats of the Day.

  • Through 1/6th of the season, the Orioles have allowed 91 runs and the Yankees have allowed 125 runs.
  • Through 1/6th of the season, the Yankees' calculated percentage of making the playoffs is 47.3%.

If the AL East whipping boys are truly improved -- if this isn't a small-sample-size illusion -- then the Yankees might not have be able to tap into 25 or so pre-ordained victories:

"Back to 2012, the Yankees feel very much like the disjointed team their record reflects. Kuroda, their second starter, now has three good starts and three bad ones on his resume. Today, as they try to salvage a series split, the Yankees turn to Phil Hughes, who has been nothing short of awful so far this season. And who could lose his job to the returning Andy Pettitte, pitching today for Triple-A Scranton-Wilkes/Barres, as soon as next weekend.

The offense still ranks near the top of the league in runs scored (131), but the heart of the order — Rodriguez, Cano and Mark Teixeira — hasn’t scared anyone. Cano and Teixeira have been flat-out terrible, and A-Rod has one extra-base hit (an April 27 homer against Detroit) in his last 11 games.

...

Throw in the injuries to Mariano Rivera (right knee) and Joba Chamberlain (right ankle) and Michael Pineda’s right shoulder surgery creating immense organizational disappointment about the Montero trade, and you have a baseball club that’s down in the dumps, not to mention down from Tampa Bay, Baltimore and Toronto in the standings."

I think the playoff% calculation probably doesn't factor in the Yankees' deep pockets. But is that really their only solution? Wait until July and then find some better starting pitchers?

Friday, May 04, 2012

Joe Torre oddly overturns error by Eduardo Nunez.

"In an odd turn of events, Major League Baseball — Joe Torre specifically — has overturned the error charged to Eduardo Nunez on that botched fly ball on Tuesday. Its now ruled a double, giving Boone Logan a couple of earned runs. I guess its because Nunez didnt touch the ball, but still…"

Felz Stats of the Day.

  • Yankees 13-12, 4.5 games out, 4th place.
  • Mariano Rivera has allowed 2 HRs in 141 postseason innings.

Wednesday, May 02, 2012

I know it's early May, but I'm just keeping tabs.

The presumptive best player in New York is batting .250 with 1 HR and 4 runs batted in.

Yankees have little to lose by playing Nunez in outfield.

Except for fly balls and baseball games.


Ridiculousness in last night's Yankee game:


-- Top three Yankee hitters 7-for-12. Other Yankee hitters 0-for-22.
-- Russell Martin enters the game batting .167 and his position is designated "hitter," though Girardi tried to get an exemption and initially put in Martin as a "designated out-maker."
-- Eduardo Nunez playing LF.
-- Eduardo Nunez playing anywhere.
-- ARod with a bunt hit, a bloop single, and a pop-up with the bases loaded.
-- Nick Johnson gets his first hit in two years.
-- Brian Matusz gets his first win in 11 months.

Misremembering.

"After stumbling its way to a mistrial of Clemens last year, the government is struggling again in the retrial - to the point that the crux of Pettitte's testimony might be tossed out. First, the exasperated judge criticized the questioning of Pettitte on Wednesday, then he ruled against prosecutors in another matter. Finally he cried out: 'You're taking positions that are totally absurd to me.'

Pettitte, Clemens' longtime friend and former teammate, was on the stand for a second day in the trial that is to determine whether Clemens lied at a 2008 congressional deposition and hearing when he denied taking steroids and human growth hormone.

During cross-examination, Clemens' lawyers got exactly the answers they wanted.

Might Pettitte have misunderstood when Clemens supposedly acknowledged using human growth hormone to Pettitte in a conversation during the 1999-2000 offseason?

'I could have,' Pettitte answered.

Is it fair to say there is a '50-50' chance that Pettitte misunderstood?

'I'd say that's fair,' Pettitte replied."



Mis-memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty, water-colored mis-memories
Of something something

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Red Sox in second place.

Everyone else tied for first.

W L Pct GB Home Road East Cent West Streak L10
Toronto Blue Jays 10 7 .588 -- 4-5 6-2 4-6 6-1 0-0 Lost 1 6-4
Baltimore Orioles 10 7 .588 -- 4-3 6-4 3-4 6-1 1-2 Won 2 6-4
Tampa Bay Rays 10 7 .588 -- 6-1 4-6 6-4 3-3 1-0 Won 3 6-4
New York Yankees 10 7 .588 -- 4-3 6-4 5-3 2-2 3-2 Lost 1 6-4
Boston Red Sox 6 10 .375 3.5 3-5 3-5 4-5 2-3 0-2 Won 2 5-5

Monday, April 23, 2012

Sorry, Yankee Fans.

I know you're probably gloating about the 2-game sweep in Boston, the comeback from a 9-run deficit on Saturday, and the team's quick ascension into first place in the AL East ...

"The Mets may actually have a better starting rotation than the Yankees.

Who’d have even entertained such a notion in January after Yankee and to his rotation in one fell Friday the 13th swoop?"


Me.

Because the Yankees play in the AL East and the Yankees also play in a very small ballpark.

Furthermore, Pineda is hurt, so it's hard to judge his effectiveness.

Furthermore, the Mets don't have a better starting rotation than the Yankees. The Mets just have a better starting rotation than the Yankees after two weeks.


"Who among us didn’t immediately proclaim the Yankees the team to beat after Cashman’s Pineda/Kuroda haul? They still may be, but so far not because of either of them."

Errr ...

The Rangers are the team to beat in the AL. Is that what you mean?

Or do you mean the team to beat in all of baseball? Then, the Yankees are not the team to beat. One of the top three or four for sure.

Or do you mean the team to beat in the AL East? Yankees are probably the presumptive team to beat because of what you're starting to see ... a lineup that scores a ton of runs and a superior bullpen. The days when El Duque was your #4 are long gone.

Or do you mean the team to beat in the fictional Mets/Yankees League? Then, the Yankees are the team to beat.


"At the same time, who wasn’t a doomsayer when it came to Santana’s ability to come back from the kind of shoulder injury no pitcher has come back from or that Pelfrey would ever again (at least with the Mets) resemble the form that prompted Terry Collins to give him the Opening Day nod last year?"

Santana hasn't come back yet. Unless 11 innings is a successful major league comeback.

So you've got Santana, Dickey, Pelfrey, Niese, and Wendell Gee.

Wait until they play the AL teams.


"At the same time, Girardi just as well needn’t know that A.J. Burnett pitched seven shutout innings in his first start with Pittsburgh Saturday, or that portly old Bartolo Colon is 3-1 with a 2.63 ERA and just two walks in 27.1 innings in his first four starts with the Oakland A’s."

Seriously?

We're just going to keep judging these stats in a vacuum?


"The Yankees felt Burnett and Colon, for different reasons, were expendable as they made room in their rotation for Kuroda and Pineda. Now, however, it would seem they are back to the drawing board with their rotation as they wonder if (1) Garcia is finished, (2) Kuroda is yet another National League pitcher ill suited for the AL East, and (3) Hughes is never going to live up to his No. 1 draft pick billing (and Cashman's lofty expectations)."

I shall end the suspense. (1) Garcia is finished, (2) Kuroda is yet another NL pitcher ill suited for the AL East, (3) Hughes is never going to live up to his No. 1 draft pick billing.

But these are the Yankees. They will enhance their starting rotation. That's what the money is for.


Sunday, April 22, 2012

Let's not forget that Alex Rodriguez was 0 for 5 in the game where the Yankees beat the Red Sox 15-9 in Fenway Dump.

After falling behind 9-0. But then, the Yankees scored 15 unanswered runs. So they won the game 15-9 at Fenway Park.

Also, the Yankees are in first place:

"What we really saw Saturday at Fenway after the Red Sox were ahead 9-0, what we saw and kept seeing as Bobby Valentine brought one scrub after another out of his bullpen into this train wreck of a game, was just more of the fall that we thought ended with the last game of last season for the Boston Red Sox."

"We."

I'm just pondering the presumption that Mike Lupica speaks for me.

It's too horrifying to ponder, so I'll just have to move on.


"Somehow the Red Sox just keep falling and falling. And every time you think they have hit bottom, they give you a game like Saturday’s against the Yankees, as bad a regular-season loss as any Red Sox team has ever had against the Yankees in any era, making you imagine by the end that the Yankees had dropped the Red Sox from the top of the Green Monster."

I can think of a lot of crushing regular-season losses, though I don't want to go through them right now.

You see, I am a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan. From my perspective, that was not a crushing loss, it was an uplifting win.

It somehow felt more satisfying the day after Kevin Millar ran his mouth, even though yesterday's game really had nothing to do with Kevin Millar or the 2004 ALCS.


"But if you say this is Valentine’s fault after he has managed 14 games, then you must think he picked these scrub pitchers, think he has been in charge of a Red Sox farm system that no longer produces talented pitchers.

Come on, this isn’t just about Saturday, it is about everything that has happened to the Red Sox over the last three-plus seasons, about an organization that lost its way under a former boy genius named Theo Epstein because he lost his way before he found his way to the Chicago Cubs."

Mike Lupica just called Theo Epstein a "former" boy genius.

"Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you ..."





It was a check swing.

"Facing a thick wall of reporters at his locker, Ryan said he would have no comment on the final pitch and then praised Humber for his performance, talking about his great slider and 'A-plus-plus stuff.' When this was met with a brief silence, Ryan said, 'Everyone wants to talk about the checked swing, huh?'

Well, since you brought it up ...

'The closer they get, the more borderline things may go (the pitcher's way),' Ryan said. 'Because that's just the way things go. I just wanted to be more aggressive.'

When someone mentioned that Humber's reaction to the pitch looked as if he thought he had just thrown ball four, Ryan said, 'It was, it was.' He paused and quickly added, 'Hmm, I don't want to finish that.'

'When you're in that situation, you have to be a little more aggressive to anything around the plate,' Ryan continued. 'I mean, that's just the way it has to be. The fans want to see it. So anything that's kind of gray, you have to at least get a piece of.' "

It is interesting how many people see what they want to see.

"It was the right call, given the situation," or some such reaction.

Alright, alright, I give up. But just don't tell me that guy swung at that pitch. I watch enough baseball to know better.



Friday, April 20, 2012

Nunez struggles on defense.

"Eduardo Nunez got his first start at second base last night to spell Robinson Cano, who was getting a break from playing the field as the designated hitert."

Hitter.


"And promptly, Nunez did what he's done at third base and shortstop this season: botch a routine play."

Consistency is important.


" ...This is not a guy that doing this for 10 years and has been a utility guy, this is a guy that was an everyday shortstop, has to be a utility guy and play a roll for us."

Role.

Man, this editor is the Eduardo Nunez of editors.

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The good, the bad, and the ugly: Bobby Valentine edition.

Bobby Valentine is a genius for criticizing Kevin Youkilis:

"They've only been playing pro ball in Boston for 112 years (wedged into this very triangle for the past 100), and the likes of Bobby V don't come along very often. He's like a locust cloud, a glorious comet … hurtling toward earth.

There's a genius to what Bobby V does, an intellectual plane on which few of us get to hold a barbecue, and frankly it takes some getting used to."


Bobby Valentine is a mad man for criticizing Kevin Youkilis:

"This is what Valentine does. He is always doing something to draw attention to himself. This is rarely a good idea and never, never, never a good one in Boston. The criticism is going to come anyway, and it did Monday when Valentine failed to pull his wilting starter in a timely fashion, leading to a loss and lusty boos from fans. So why invite it in early?"


Bobby Valentine in a Japanese pop music video.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Roger Clemens trial still going on.


A grey tie with a grey suit?

He's guilty of something, girlfriend. Triple snap in z formation.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

This Day in History.

One hundred years after the sinking of the Titanic, please take a moment of silence to ponder the parallel tragedy of the career of Phil Hughes.

Answering rhetorical questions.

"If the Yankees are actually sincere about getting their payroll to $189 million eventually — that means actually having a real 'budget' — how in the world do they keep Curtis Granderson and Nick Swisher and pay Robinson Cano a fortune when it’s his turn at bat?"

Pay Cano, pay Granderson, dump Swisher, or spend more than $189 million.

The reason I said that is because Cano is better than Granderson and Granderson is better than Swisher.

That was super-easy.

What is the next question?


"Whatever happened to Kei Igawa?"

Mo Vaughn and Bobby Bonilla own a chain of lunch trucks that they lease to New York free agent busts.

Igawa is currently splitting shifts with Oliver Perez at a lunch truck up in Hunts Point.

Their full-time dishwasher is Shawn Estes.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Grading on a curve.

"He was the first to hit a home run in the new Yankee Stadium the day it opened, but you know his best days and nights were across the street, when Posada was behind the plate for some of the best Yankee teams you will ever see in this world, when he began playing himself to Cooperstown."

Behind the plate, behind the plate.

Let's talk about what it actually means to be behind the plate.


In 1996, Posada had zero playoff at-bats. (You recall Girardi's triple in the World Series, of course.)

In 1997, Posada played 60 games behind the plate. Two postseason at-bats.

In 1998, Posada played 99 games behind the plate. Split time with Girardi in the regular season and the playoffs.

In 1999, Posada played 109 games behind the plate. Split time with Giradi in the regular season and the playoffs.


I always thought that Posada's lack of playing time was a foolish decision by an ex-catcher/manager who was over-valuing Girardi's defensive contributions.

But my opinion doesn't change the following facts:

(1) Posada was not really The Man behind the plate for the Yankees until the 2000 season.

(2) When Lupica is talking about the "best Yankee teams you will ever see in this world," he is not talking about the teams from 2000 forward. In fact, in case you hadn't noticed, Lupica will remind his readers from time to time that the Yankees have won "only" one World Series since 2000.


" 'This is my opinion,' an old catcher named Mike Scioscia said on the field before the game, 'but any conversation you have about the great catchers, Jorge Posada has to be a part of it.' And when it was pointed out to Scioscia that some people see Posada as a borderline Hall of Fame candidate, Scioscia shook his head and said, People who say that about him don't know what they're talking about. He’s a slam-dunk candidate as far as I'm concerned.' "

I will submit an alternate proposal: Mike Scioscia doesn't know what he is talking about.


Posada was great at two things: Walking and hitting homeruns. Which are quite important. A .374 career on-base% and a .474 career slugging% are excellent, especially for catchers.

Nothing else in his game separates him from the pack.

If Posada is a slam-dunk, then you simply have too many slam-dunks.



"Posada, 40 now, came along with Rivera and Jeter and Pettitte, and the Yankees became the Yankees again, and Posada joined a line of great Yankee catchers that started with Bill Dickey, a line that had Yogi in it and Elston Howard and Thurman Munson."

Agreed, but Posada wasn't as good as any of them. (To be fair, Posada was probably better than Howard, but Posada was not as good as the others.)

Posada is not even close to Berra and Dickey, who are in the HOF.

Munson is not in the HOF.

Munson won a rookie of the year, MVP, three Gold Gloves, .357 postseason batting average, .373 World Series batting average, 114 homeruns when Death Valley was 430 feet, and ... I say this with much emphasis ... Thurman Munson would have never been benched in the playoffs for the likes of Joe Girardi.

If Posada is a slam-dunk, what the heck is Munson? What the heck are Benito Santiago and Javy Lopez, for that matter?


"When the Yankees were losing another first-round series to the Tigers in October, losing the fourth first-round series since 2005, Jorge Posada still had enough talent and pride to hit .429, get six hits and look like the toughest out in the batting order once the Tigers had pitched past Robinson Cano."

See?

I told you that Lupica would instantly contradict himself.

Posada was the catcher (DH in 2011) for some of the best Yankee teams you'll ever see in this world ... the kind of Yankee teams that deserve ridicule for losing four first-round playoff series since 2005.

Friday, April 13, 2012

Promotion.

"Girardi switched Robinson Cano and Alex Rodriguez in the lineup for Friday's game against the Angels, putting the struggling Rodriguez in the third spot while Cano will assume the cleanup duties against Ervin Santana.

Rodriguez has hit fourth in all six games this season, but has struggled mightily in the cleanup role. Rodriguez has zero home runs, zero RBI and is hitting .174 in 29 plate appearances."

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Is this extended April Fool's Day?

"Atlanta Brave Chipper Jones will be honored by the New York Mets in September as the veteran 3rd baseman retires from baseball, WFAN's Craig Carton revealed on the Boomer & Carton show today.

Chipper has hit 48 HRs, 154 RBI, and has a career .318 batting average against the Mets so it makes perfect sense to honor the guy... "

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Item!

This sounds like a good idea:

"Alex Rodriguez has been contacted about playing a drag queen in an upcoming indie movie about Salvador Dali. The New York Post reports that the film's brass believes Rodriguez would be perfect in the role of Dali's 'factotum social secretary.' Apparently Ricky Williams and Charles Barkley, famed dress-wearers, were unavailable."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! "Ricky Williams and Charles Barkley," he said.

That's hi-la-ri-ous.

"A-Rod makes more than $30 million a year to play baseball, and he'd make quite a bit less in the role of the stunning, leggy drag queen named Potassa."

He does not make more than $30 million a year to play baseball, but if Mike Lupica can't get his facts straight, why should Ben Maller?


"While it's highly unlikely he'd ever consider showing off his legs in a dress, this is the real deal."

Which is it? Is it highly unlikely or is it the real deal?


"A-Rod's people didn't comment on the story, which might be another way of saying he's got a better chance of playing for the Jets than wearing a beautiful gown."

Playing for the Jets?

That's a football team.

Ben Maller, you're outrageous!


Wait a second ... I think I've been punked ... Ben Maller is a made-up person and this is a made-up story.


Felz Stats of the Day.

-- Alex Rodriguez and Mark Teixeira are a combined 1-for-14 with runners in scoring position.

-- Freddy Garcia's five wild pitches is the most by a Yankee pitcher in one game since every game A.J. Burnett pitched.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

It's an issue.

In his first game of the season, on the first ground ball hit his way, utility man Eduardo Nunez made an error. It made for an easy reminder of last year, when despite playing a part-time role, he led the team with 20 errors.

But Girardi eliminated any question of his trust level with Nunez, starting him at third base for Alex Rodriguez, who as expected was given a day at designated hitter.

Nunez flubbed a grounder in the third inning, though it was scored an infield single for Nolan Reimold. And in the ninth, Nunez nearly misread a pop-up, recovering at the last second to catch it. But Nunez also saved a run in the fourth, making a sprawling grab to rob Wilson Betemit of a hit.

“It gives me more confidence, that they believe in what I’ve got,” Nunez said.

Monday, April 09, 2012

The shift didn't affect the Yankee hitters psychologically. No, no, no, no, no. Nope. Definitely not.

"Mark Teixeira was robbed of a two-run single in the eighth on Saturday, one of many hits the Rays stole from the Yankees with their infield positioning. Although Teixeira worked on hitting to the opposite field this spring, Girardi wants him to take his regular approach in run-scoring situations like he did Saturday.

'If the pitch presents itself on a ball that he can drive, he's not going to try to filet it over there,' Girardi said, pointing at the left side of the infield. 'If he gets a little air under that ball, you're looking at a three-run homer and maybe it's a different ballgame. So, you don't want to turn a guy who has the ability to hit 40 homers into a Punch and Judy just to beat a shift.' "


What about when it's the ninth inning, no one is on base, and your team is losing by three?

He looks like the same ol' Giambi to me ... I mean, Teixeira.

Sunday, April 08, 2012

A New York sportswriter who has never heard of Jason Bay.

"When he got here, after the big trade in February of 2004, before we found out about the steroid use in Texas, before all the injuries, he was supposed to be on his way to hitting 800 home runs, on his way to eventually being called the best baseball player of all time."

"Alex Rodriguez is the best baseball player of all time."

There.

Now he has been called the best baseball player of all time.

So he has fulfilled his contract.


"The Yankees were putting him on a team that had just been upset by the Marlins in the World Series but had won four World Series in the seven years before that, and it was going to be the start of the kind of dynasty the Yankees had produced from 1996 through 2000."

Only a fool would have thought that the Yankees were going to continue winning championships four out of every five seasons.

Other teams play baseball and, with all deference to Yogi, modern-day baseball now has three playoff rounds instead of one.


"Alex Rodriguez had New York now, and so he had the chance to be the biggest star around, not just in baseball, but in all of sports."

I guess.

I mean, who's the biggest star in all of sports? It's probably a football player, since football is the most popular sport. In fact, right now, it's probably the Jets' backup QB.

ARod is still incredibly well-known and popular and his contract is worth $250+ million and you can't stop writing about him ...


"Only despite gaudy numbers, and despite more MVP awards, and an even bigger contract that he came here with from Texas, it has not worked out that way. In Rodriguez’s eight seasons so far with the Yankees, they have won one World Series helped mightily by him, of course and played in just one."

Yawn.

MVPs. Gaudy numbers. Playoffs and World Series. New stadium. Franchise worth $2.5 billion.

He's a regular Von Hayes.


"It is the season when Rodriguez will look like one of the most dangerous hitters in the game again, the kind of hitter who hit 54 home runs and knocked in 156 five years ago, or will just continue to look like the worst contract in the history of the Yankees, in all of baseball, at least until Albert Pujols starts to break down in Anaheim."

This is tiring. ARod is not going to hit 50 HRs and drive in 150 runs. That happens rarely.


The worst contract in baseball history?

Joey Votto just signed a $250 million contract. He probably will not hit 50 HRs or drive in 150 runs.

Matt Cain just signed the biggest contract in pitching history.

Barry Zito; Mike Hampton; Darren Dreifort; the guy from KC that who refunded the last season of his contract; Pedro Martinez with the Mets; Denny Neagle; Joe Mauer; Vernon Wells; Carl Crawford; Jayson Werth; John Lackey; Albert Belle; Chan Ho Park; Richie Sexson; Kevin Millwood ... like I said, this is tiring.


Even if the analysis is limited to Yankee contracts, ARod's contract is nowhere near the worst.

Lupica knows A.J. Burnett's contract is worse (present tense, since the Yankees are still paying most of it).

He knows the Yankees paid Jorge Posada $13 million last season to drive in 44 runs.

He knows who Kei Igawa is.

He knows that the Yankees pay Teixeira $20 million per year to bat .250 and bat fifth in the lineup.

He remembers Dave Collins, Steve Kemp, Jim Abbott, Pascual Perez, Mike Witt, Hideki Irabu, Danny Tartabull, Carl Pavano ...

No New York sportswriter can be that ignorant of New York sports.


So when Lupica states that ARod is the worst contract in Yankee history -- the worst contract in baseball history -- Lupica is not truly displaying his own ignorance. Lupica is not merely and incompetent fool.

He's worse.

He's a god damned liar.

Down the rabbit hole.

"Last September, a baseball researcher with a background in physics released a groundbreaking study about catchers. Mike Fast analyzed their ability to impact the game by making pitches on the edge of the zone appear to be strikes.

He concluded that pitch framing, already considered an important skill, wasn’t being valued nearly enough.

Fast’s research suggested that a strike-stealing catcher could provide value comparable to a strong offensive player, and that the effect of framing appeared so powerful that even part-time players could significantly effect a pitching staff.

Catchers, he concluded, 'appear to have a substantial impact on the success of their pitcher through their ability to gain extra strike calls from the umpires.'

Included among the best in the game: Jose Molina, Russell Martin and an obscure journeyman named Chris Stewart. It’s the reason, a person with knowledge of the team’s thinking, that the Yankees made the deal."

The study is probably a hoax, for one thing.

For another, the last thing the Yankees need are a bunch of A.J. Burnetts trying to hit the corners with two strikes (just like Sabathia and Kuroda in the first two games of the season).

Stop nibbling the corners, you cowards. A 1-2 count always ends up becoming a 3-2 count, which ends up becoming a walk, which ends up becoming a run.

Friday, April 06, 2012

Of course, I knew Robertson should have started the ninth. I was yelling at my television that exact thing: "Don't bring in Mariano."

I have been saying that for 16 years, for crying out loud.


First recap I hear about today's game ... some guy named Chris Moore on WFAN ... a Good Friday fill-in host perhaps? ... says the Yankees are in trouble if they stick with the routine and ignore what's in front of their eyes.

Robertson should have started the ninth.

Yankee fans shouldn't be worried about Mariano per se, but they should be worried if the Yankees are unwilling to deviate from the formula.


Well, you know what? One day, Mariano will lose it. It is inevitable.

Maybe this is the day.

Maybe this is the year.

But it's hard to take these concerns seriously when I've been hearing it every time he has blown a save since 1997.


If he is finally finished and Robertson is out-pitching him, then the Yankees won't sit idly by while the team slides into third place.

You can ask Bernie and Jorge, among others, about the Yankees' priorities.


Besides, what is there to worry about? Ibanez is on pace for 648 runs batted in.

Wednesday, April 04, 2012

Brett Gardner is good, not expendable.

"So the Yankees showed up here on Tuesday without their billion-dollar infield or their star center fielder, and that sort of took the glitter off the first spring training game against the Mets since 1996."

Because, in normal circumstances, the Mayor's Trophy game is glittery.


"I’m aware these games don’t count, but if the New York teams are going to bother playing Grapefruit League games against one another, shouldn't the paying customers have some sort of guarantee they'll get to see the big names?"

No.


"Of course, here’s the real problem for the Mets. For all the Yankees who weren't here, it wasn't hard to find one that epitomizes the huge gap between the two teams these days.

Put it this way: How much do you think the Mets could use Brett Gardner?

A solid on-base percentage guy with tremendous speed, Gardner would be a lot more valuable to the Mets as their leadoff hitter and center fielder than he is as the No. 9 hitter and left fielder for the Yankees."


Well ... yeah.

Every good player is more valuable to a bad team than he is to a good team.


"Actually, the Mets would love to have someone like Gardner as a lefthanded-hitting option for left field, such is the level of concern for Jason Bay after an invisible spring."

Make an offer.


"Meanwhile, Gardner’s speed is a quite a weapon, and yet you can find baseball people who believe the Yankees would be a stronger ballclub, at least offensively, if they played Eduardo Nunez in left field."

"Baseball people."


"Instead Nunez, who is hitting .357 this spring after going 1-for-3 on Tuesday in the Mets’ 7-6 walk-off win, gives the Yankees the type of bench depth that further separates them from the Mets."

So if Gardner would help the Mets ... and Nunez is better than Gardner, according to some "baseball people" ... then Nunez could probably help the Mets even more than Gardner could.

Which is a long-winded illustration of something you already know: The Yankees are good and the Mets are bad, mostly due to the surplus of good players on the Yankees combined with the paucity of good players on the Mets.

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Mike Lupica taunts the New York Yankees.

"I said this at the time that the Yankees traded for Michael Pineda, and it was another one of those winter moves that was supposed to make it game, set, match for the Yankees in the AL East again:"

You were wrong when you said that.


"I don’t care how many prospects the Mariners have coming along, they must have at least had some doubts about Pineda being the real deal, or they wouldn’t have moved a young arm like that."


Well, like most observers, I thought it was an underwhelming trade of a young hitting prospect for a young pitching prospect.


"Even for Jesus Montero, who will turn out to be the most special hitting prospect the Yankees have developed since Cano."

I was going to say most special hitting prospect since Mickey Mantle, but, you know ... if you want to take the bold stance that Montero will turn out to be a better big league hitter than Greg Golson or Ramiro Pena, then go ahead and step out on that limb.


"So suddenly the Yankees’ young-gun rotation features Hiroki Kuroda and Freddy Garcia.

Just sayin’."

Not sure what you're sayin'. The Yankees never claimed to have a young-gun rotation, and you didn't even mention the impending arrival of Pettitte. If anyone is talking about young guns, they're referring to Betances and Banuelos.

So you're essentially mocking the Yankees for their failure to meet an imaginary goal. Just like you are mocking Pineda for his failure to be a great pitcher that nobody ever thought he was.

It's an easy strategy which I can apply to anything.

When the Mets claimed that Jason Bay would rebound and hit 50 HRs this season, I knew they were exaggerating the effect of the shorter outfield fences.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

The Dodgers: The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Catching up with old friends.

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Mike Lupica doesn't like Alex Rodriguez very much.

Joba only makes about $1 million per year, so he can't really be considered much of a bust. He pitched 20 amazing innings 5 years ago and then he hurt his shoulder. Since his injury, there has been a disconnect between his baseball ability and his popularity.

I find it somewhat amusing that Mike Lupica makes it sound as if Joba was the first overhyped pro athlete in New York City history:

"Before there was Jeremy Lin and Tim Tebow, there were those first loud moments when the bullpen doors would open at the old Stadium and Joba Chamberlain, a kid with a colorful name and backstory and fastball, would come through them, and the place would go mad with excitement."

When I reminisce about Joba's 2007 regular season, I think it was exactly what it was like in February with Jeremy Lin, what it will be like now that the Jets have decided to upgrade the position of quarterback with the football equivalent of bringing in a member of the Kardashian family or maybe the entire extended Kardashian family with Tebow.

"It doesn’t mean it was exactly what it was like in February with Jeremy Lin, what it will be like now that the Jets have decided to upgrade the position of quarterback with the football equivalent of bringing in a member of the Kardashian family or maybe the entire extended Kardashian family with Tebow."

Oh.

Thanks for setting me straight about Joba Chamberlain and whether or not his 2007 regular season was exactly what it was like in February with Jeremy Lin, what it will be like now that the Jets have decided to upgrade the position of quarterback with the football equivalent of bringing in a member of the Kardashian family or maybe the entire extended Kardashian family with Tebow.


Speaking of completely unrelated things:

"But is [Carmelo Anthony] a franchise player?

Or is he really the A-Rod of professional basketball, a guy with a world of talent who needs somebody else to be The Man."

I don't think that's an accurate description of either Carmelo Anthony or Alex Rodriguez.

I also think it's a bit of a false equivalence. ARod is one of the top ten baseball players of all time (ignoring possible steroid bloat). Carmelo is maybe one of the top 30 current basketball players.

Perhaps a better analogy would be to compare Carmelo to a member of the Kardashian family or maybe the entire extended Kardashian family.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Number Two Starter Battling for Rotation Spot.

"Yankees pitcher Ivan Nova raised his right hand and pinched his fingers against his thumb. He opened and closed them like a moving mouth. He needed to talk to his catcher, right away.

Moments earlier, the Orioles’ Adam Jones bounced one of Nova’s offerings off the batter’s eye above the 400-foot sign at Ed Smith Stadium. The three-run homer came off a curveball, a pitch that Gustavo Molina insisted upon, one that Nova didn’t want to throw. For Nova, who is entering a critical stretch in his bid for a rotation spot, it was a bad time for miscommunication.

...

Before the game, manager Joe Girardi said that he’d be watching his starters closely from here until the end of camp. Starts such as the one Nova made last night would figure 'a lot more' in terms of evaluation, Girardi said."


Gimme a break. He's your #2.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Joe Girardi loves to laugh.

"Honestly, I was never a huge rules guy," Girardi insists. "I expect guys to be on time and play hard. Bottom line. Take care of yourself. If you have an issue, come to me and we’ll take care of the issue. I don’t want to enforce rules, I want to grow players. For example, I don’t care about music in the clubhouse like some managers do. I actually encourage them to play it loud. I encourage guys to have fun. I think because of the way I look, with the flat top, people think I’m against fun. That’s not the case. I love to laugh."

I just flew in from Tampa and that explains why my arms are tired.

Speaking of airlines El Al and Alitalia merged and created a new airline called Well I'll Tell Ya.

Airline food is subpar and I think we can all affirm the veracity of this observation.

A horse sat down at a bar and the bartender asked the horse why the long face.

Women enjoy shopping and you can not stop a woman from shopping.

Friday, March 09, 2012

David Brooks writes about baseball.

Mets players must be thrilled to hear that a New York Times columnist is rooting for them.

For the rest of us, it's just yet another topic for David Brooks to mangle incoherently:

"In 2005, I wrote a column saying that maybe it was time to abandon the New York Mets and become a fan of the Washington Nationals. My reasoning was sound. We were raising our kids in Washington. We had Nats season tickets. We were acquiring Nats paraphernalia. It would be so easy to join the fold."

Really?

That is very interesting.

In 2005, I wrote a column about Mike Lupica.


"Since then, the reasons to leave the Mets and follow the Nats have become even more compelling. The Mets have suffered a pair of bone-crushing late-season collapses that have changed the personality of the franchise. The team is mired in financial turmoil. It is expected to be mediocre for the next several seasons, at best."

So you're a fan of a baseball team and you remain a fan of the team even though they are not a good team.

Kind of like every fan of every team.


"The Nats, meanwhile, have a set of astoundingly talented young players and should be thrilling to watch for the next decade."

I doubt that very much.


"There’s a core American debate between 'On the Road' and 'It’s a Wonderful Life.' 'On the Road' suggests that happiness is to be found through freedom, wandering and autonomy. 'It’s a Wonderful Life' suggests that happiness is found in the lifelong attachments that precede choice. It suggests that restraints can actually be blessings because they lead to connections that are deeper than temporary self-interest."

A core American debate in your mind only which really has nothing to do with baseball.

Why don't you try to impress your readers by reference "The Republic" and "Infinite Jest" and explain how they are competing paradigms which can be viewed through the prism of the NCAA men's basketball tournament. Because then the readers might think you are clever even though you are not clever.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Two little opinions jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head, mama called the dr. and the dr. said, no more opinions jumping on the bed.

Johan throws 29 pitches in Spring Training.

The ever-effervescent Mike Lupica's glass is half-full:

"Thanks to Johan Santana's superb spring debut, the NY Mets have hope for 2012," reads the headline.

"Hope" to finish within 20 games of Philly? Perhaps. Lupica is kind of vague with the numbers, so it's hard to tell:

"If Santana can come all the way back and be the Mets’ Opening Day starter, be something close to what he was before he tore up his shoulder, then maybe the Mets can be a team to watch again. And maybe, with everything stacked against them the way it is, they can be a team in which Mets fans can invest not just their money, but the belief that maybe things can get better, after 5½ years of what feels like a Biblical plague since Molina hit that Game 7 home run and Carlos Beltran took a called strike three with the season on the bases at old Shea Stadium."

Look, man, Mets fans follow the Mets and Yankee fans follow the Yankees.

I don't know what Carlos Beltran has to do with anything in 2012 Mets Spring Training, but I can guarantee that I can find one million Lupica articles in the past 5 1/2 years where Lupica has implored the NY metro audience to ignore the Yankees and follow the Amazin's.

The whole time it was a Biblical plague. Rooting for the Fightin' Terrys of 2011 was analogous with the death of your firstborn son.

Was Lupica lying then or is Lupica lying now?


"So Rakoff basically says that he and the jury get to decide this thing now and, oh by the way, good luck to Picard. Only in the New York Times, of course, out of all the papers who gave Rakoff’s ruling big coverage, was this somehow viewed as a rousing triumph for the trustee, mostly because it fit the Picard-driven narrative of this story presented in that paper from the start.

So Rakoff and jury will decide, once and for all, if they believe Wilpon and Katz were 'willfully blind' to what Madoff was doing with their money and everybody else’s. Then once the trial is over, we finally begin to find out how — and if — the Mets move forward from every bad thing that has happened to them since Game 7 of 2006, and that includes Johan Santana’s left shoulder.

So Mike Lupica, Esquire, thinks a tort is a dessert you eat at Sunday brunch.

So Mike Lupica wants to give legal analysis. Based on Lupica's track record, this article is the one place on the entire planet where I can guarantee the information regarding the Madoff trial is incorrect and the conclusions are misguided.

So Mike Lupica.


"He came back and pitched two innings Tuesday. Twenty-nine pitches. Couple of sweet changeups, some fastballs he put where he wanted them. You can understand why it felt like more in Port St. Lucie."

No, I was hoping you could explain why these two Spring Training innings felt like more.

Then I read your article. However , you did not explain this in a way that I could understand. It just sounded like a weird Mets Fan Boy unwilling to admit the likelihood of his team's last-place finish in 2012.


Jeff Passan's glass of Santana is half-empty:

"There is quite literally a hidden beauty in baseball, one nobody has seen live or ever will because it takes place beneath the skin. The shoulder is a fascinating beast, untamed, undefeated. Players receive injections with stem cells made of their own fat and steal a tendon from their wrist to fix their elbow and still, no one has solved the shoulder, at least not with any level of certainty. It is baseball’s Moby Dick."

Moby Dick is a great white whale ... but I don't see why you had to bring Joba Chamberlain into it.

"At the moment, Johan Santana looks like little more than another iffy candidate. Tuesday in Port St. Lucie, Fla., he threw 29 pitches over two shutout innings against the St. Louis Cardinals in his first action against major-league hitters since Sept. 2, 2010. Less than two weeks after that start, Santana underwent surgery on his left shoulder for an anterior capsule tear. He tried returning in August 2011. After five Class A innings, his shoulder barked no.

That the New York Mets still have him penciled in for an opening-day start this season is either a reflexive response to the painful salaries they owe him for the next two years – $54.5 million, assuming they turn down a 2014 club option – or extreme faith in something with little history to warrant it. The list of pitchers who returned from capsule-tear surgery to anything near their previous level reads like this:

It killed Mark Prior’s career, slowed down Chien-Ming Wang’s, halted Pedro Feliciano’s and derailed dozens more before doctors could identify the exact problem. It’s why when pitchers go in for MRIs, they beg for the doctor to say: 'Elbow.' "

Dang, the Mets owe Santana $54.5 million over the next two years?

Just how many games is he going to win to give the Mets hope?

Pitchers can't hit.

"Major League Baseball has expanded its pool of postseason teams to 10 -- up from four just 19 years ago -- and next year will re-align into 15-team leagues that make for at least one interleague series all season long. But the biggest change of all may be around the next corner: the end of baseball as it was originally designed."

I think the introduction of mitts was the end of baseball as it was originally designed, but, whatever. Most things are inferior if they cling to how they were originally designed.


"Moreover, events of this winter spotlighted the negotiating advantage that AL teams have over NL teams with the use of the DH. Prince Fielder (nine-year contract) and Albert Pujols (10 years) jumped to AL clubs as free agents in part because AL teams can afford to offer longer contracts because a player can transition to the DH role as he ages. Eleven of the 13 richest contracts ever given to position players have been bankrolled by AL teams."

I think the lack of a DH hurts NL teams as described.


"There is no question that the style of NL baseball is more interesting and nuanced than AL baseball. Yes, it's a better game, the way chess is a better game than checkers. Game 6 of the 2011 World Series, just like Game 6 of the 1975 World Series, is one of the greatest games ever played because there was no DH. Texas manager Ron Washington used nine players in his number nine spot in his order. St. Louis manager Tony La Russa used pitchers in four of his nine spots and -- when down two runs in the 10th inning -- ran out of position players and had to use a pitcher to hit for a pitcher."

Hooray, everybody. He had to use a pitcher to hit for a pitcher.

Blech.

It's hardly like comparing chess to checkers. It's like comparing tic-tac-toe to tic-tac-toe.

I can easily make a counter-argument that Grady Little would have kept his job if he had the pinch-hitter option making his decision for him.

Besides, what do you remember about Game Six in 1975? You remember Fisk's homer. Another non-pitcher hitting another homerun.

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Statistics.

"It isn't so long now since Ryan Braun won his appeal and got his 50-game suspension overturned and what he still hasn't explained - even as he apparently thinks his story should be the one in 'Les Miserables' — is how was enough of a scientific genius to do all that.

Spike two samples perfectly.

Fool the testers at the lab.

I mean, if Laurenzi can do all that, he's wasting his time on urine samples, the guy ought to be an art thief figuring out a way to rob the Met.

How did he do it?

And why did he do it?"


Braun indirectly attacked Laurenzi, this is true, but Braun has not charged Laurenzi with a crime.


False negatives are real things. Remember the NBA in the 1980s? When nobody failed a drug test? Instead of concluding the league is clean, one may conclude the test was flawed.


False positives are also real things (though they are "extremely unlikely" -- kind of like Braun's likelihood of overturning his drug test results, given MLB's previous overturn percentage of 0.00%) .

The testosterone levels of Braun's drug tests are something like this: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1,1 , 20, 20, 1, 1, 1. Probably exaggerated for the sake of this illustration.

The highest previous reading in the history of testosterone is 10.

So would you conclude that Braun suddenly used twice as much testosterone as anyone in history? Or might you conclude that the test was mistaken somehow? A clerical error, a damaged sample, a faulty calibration, etc.

I'm not saying this happened in this case for sure; I'm saying it happens for sure.

If your thermometer says it's 1,000 degrees outside, it's most likely a problem with your thermometer.


Why would Laurenzi do it? Maybe he's a Cardinals fan. Or maybe somebody at the lab is a Cardinals fan. Or maybe somebody at the lab is a trickster or an incompetent intern or maybe the lab thinks Six Sigma is a fraternity.

Which is one reason -- the Fourth Amendment of the Bill of Rights being the primary reason -- pro baseball players shouldn't even give urine samples in the first place.


"If the Yankees are going to get under that $189 million threshold by 2014, they better hope that Curtis Granderson stops hitting all those home runs.

Seriously, how do you pay him, and Cano, and keep paying A-Rod and Sabathia and Teixeira?"


They won't lower their payroll all the way to $189 million. Shrug.

Hal (not Hank) Steinbrenner is actually somewhat intelligent. He is correctly asserting that the Yankees can produce similar results with young players, particularly young pitchers.

In other words: Fewer A.J. Burnetts, more Aldo Novas.

Saturday, March 03, 2012

Apparently, ARod is all in.

I think ARod is going to have a good offensive year.

But, you know, this is about the 1,000th time ARod has supposedly crossed an imaginary Maturity Boundary and become a True Yankee:

"But on Friday morning, hours before they’d open their spring schedule against the University of South Florida and start all over again, sources said Rodriguez commanded the room for more than 10 minutes like he never had before."

A ten-minute Spring Training speech.

On Friday morning, at work, I spent more than ten minutes discussing the relative merits of pomegranate iced tea vs. lemon iced tea. There's one iced tea with black pepper and pomegranate and it didn't taste too good, but it tastes good without the black pepper.


" 'It was great,' said one witness. 'I’d never seen that out of him before. I didn’t know he had it in him.' "

One witness is quite a source.


"According to those in the clubhouse, however, Rodriguez talked about being 'all in.' He advised them that, on that subject, there was only black or white, 'no gray.' He said each of them – from the biggest superstar to the last guy on the 40-man – knew what 'all in' meant. They’d had to have been 'all in' just to sit in that room, to make it this far. And that every man knew exactly what his 'all in' amounted to, in work ethic and dedication and sacrifice. He asked them to find that within them, to bring it every day, all season long, for the good of the Yankees. For the good of themselves."

According to unnamed witnesses in the clubhouse.


" 'Amazing,' a witness said. 'The guys were drawn to him.' "

A witness.

This didn't really happen, did it?

Thursday, March 01, 2012

I love (insert name of Boston manager) and (insert name of Boston GM).

I feel kind of bad for Treey Francona and Theo Epstein. They've lost their honored place in the chambers of Mike Lupica's heart, replaced suddenly by Bobby Valentine and What's-His-Name:

"Valentine brings life and fun and even some nonsense to the whole thing now, in the first real week of spring training, whether he is talking about Derek Jeter and a play he made more than 10 years ago, or Jason Varitek and Alex Rodriguez getting into it one Saturday at Fenway nearly eight years ago. Or turning around the next day and doing everything except sending Jeter a bottle of wine as a peace offering."

The first real week of spring training.

When all the action happens.

Like a gaggle of Yankee players pondering who is going to throw pies in players' faces.


"Who knows how long Valentine lasts in Boston, and who cares?"

I know, but I'm not telling.

Lots of people care, particularly Red Sox fans.


"And seemed happy that he could still make a back-page headline in New York this long after he used to make them when he managed the Mets. And then, just because Bobby V never seems to run out of saliva, he talked about how much he loves Jeter as a baseball player."

Mike Lupica just said that another man never seems to run out of saliva.


"He is exactly the change they needed at Fenway Park. You heard all these names, so many of them uninteresting, when it came time to replace Terry Francona. Then Larry Lucchino threw Bobby Valentine’s name into the mix the way he would a lit firecracker. Now here is Valentine, back in play, back in the middle of the action, with the best team he has ever managed in the big leagues, even after what happened to it last September."

Get serious, Lupica.

Would it really have mattered who the Red Sox hired to replace Francona? Or if the Red Sox had stuck with Francona?

The Red Sox manager is always going to be the exact thing they need because you hate the Yankees and love the Red Sox.

Valentine could get dressed in a clown suit and toss babies and you'd say it's just what the Red Sox needed.