Thursday, August 12, 2004

Jason Giambi stops beating his wife.

"The Yankees star said his condition is 'absolutely not' related to steroids.

'And that's about all I can really say about that,' Giambi said."



Giambi added that, while he's no doctor, the tumor could not be related to steroids, because he developed the tumor after he stopped taking steroids.

Wait. What did I just say?

What's a steroid?

I meant to say I plead the fifth. Talk to my lawyer. That was taken out of context. Can't you guys take a joke? Is it hot in here or is it just me?


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Silly counterfactual statement.