Monday, April 04, 2005

Alex Sanchez blows your mind.

And away we go! It's the new steroid policy!

Even though I had to use a search engine to find the Biggest Story in Baseball ... I guess the Pirates Spring Training game is more important than Saving the Youth of America ... the suspension of Alex Sanchez should blow your mind, man.

First of all, it raises the possibility of false-positives, and suddenly the protection of the Union doesn't seem so silly.

Secondly, nobody even seems to care about li'l ol' Alex Sanchez. Nobody seems outraged. The old men at the North Dakota VFW are probably more angry about the reception on the Magnavox TV with the rabbit ear antenna.

The lesson for our children? Congressmen don't mind steroid use in players who:
  • Don't hit homeruns.
  • Aren't good.
  • Aren't Yankees.

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