Tuesday, May 20, 2008

To get all your sports scores in-stant-ly / Dial 976-13-13

"It is no surprise when you dial 242-211-5560 it is not a working number. Those digits represent the Yankees New York Yankees' run totals in the past 10 games, starting with the deuce scored in Sunday's embarrassing 11-2 Subway Series loss to the Mets.

Unless I'm misunderstanding, you wrote down the number of runs the Yankees scored in each of their last ten games and then you dialed that number on the telephone.

Is 242 even an area code?

Maybe that's why it's not a working number.


"Please save all that manure about how they rebounded from a sluggish start in 2007 to make the playoffs.

Last year has nothing to do with this season. A little past the quarter pole the 20-24 Yankees are in trouble."


Fair enough.

You know what has even less to do with this season?

1) Drinking a case of Hamm's.
2) Writing down the number of runs the Yankees scored in each of their last ten games.
3) Dialing that phone number.
4) Publishing the results in a newspaper.

1 comment:

Darren Felzenberg said...

I checked. 242 area code is the Bahamas. So George A. King III got blitzed and dialed a random number in the Bahamas. I wish somebody had picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"Why aren't the Yankees scoring any runs? Tell me why the Yankees aren't scoring any runs, damn you. Is this Paul Zuvella? What ever happened to Paul Zuvella?"